I make butt plugs. Adorn your assholes people! Oh just kidding. How would I have learned to forge steel and make glass. I lack ambition, I guess. No. See that little sign in the back? Well, it's not really that impressive, but a few people have told me they like it. AND, because I used cotton letterpress paper, no erasing! So, like, seriously, free-hand-one-try. Right. I have penmanship! BUTT, there are no jobs for a hand-lettering butt plug sign artist. Locals, buy your butt plugs at Oh My! And buy gifts!