Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Butt Plugs

I make butt plugs.  Adorn your assholes people!  Oh just kidding.  How would I have learned to forge steel and make glass.  I lack ambition, I guess.  No.  See that little sign in the back?  Well, it's not really that impressive, but a few people have told me they like it.  AND, because I used cotton letterpress paper, no erasing!  So, like, seriously, free-hand-one-try.  Right.  I have penmanship!  BUTT, there are no jobs for a hand-lettering butt plug sign artist.  Locals, buy your butt plugs at Oh My!  And buy gifts!